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mirip ama sapa coba? ha5.. abis kesel baca berita ttg si tante arta, gw ketawa baca yg ini.. nemu di okezone, cek aja dah. Read More......

Sapa si yg ngga kesel sama virus?ane udah sekali install ulang gara2 virus sialan. "funny UST Scandal.avi.exe". Ane ampe apal nama pirusnya!

Daripada kesel mending kita bikin, yuk?

Tentunya bukan virus yang membahayakan. WARNING : Sekedar iseng!

Awalnya karena mba belo berniat mencari bahan untuk skripsinya, yg aneh namun nyata beliau temukan katanya ada pada beberapa postingan saya mengenai internet. Iseng2 saya cari koleksi file hasil 'belajar' dulu. Ketemu satu ni, yu mulai..

1. klik kanan pada desktop, cari "new" dan klik "create shortcut"



2. jendela baru akan muncul. Disan terdapat kata-kata "location" pencet: shutdown -s -t pencet spasi dan tentukan waktu yang dimiliki seseorang sampai "virus" beraksi (dalam angka, ex: 120). Pencet spasi dan klik -c lalu spasi lagi terus tanda kutip ( " ), ketikkan kalimat yg akan mucul saat "virus" beraksi. Pencet "next" setelah itu



4. pada layar yg muncul setelahnya, berikan nama untuk "virus"mu. (untuk gampangnya ketik Internet Explorer" tanpa tanda kutip ya..) klik "ok"

5. ganti gambar icon "virus"mu dengan cara klik kanan pada shortcut "virus" itu, klik "properties" kemudian klik "change Icon". Cari dan klik Internet Explorer icon



. si "virus" akan mucul pada desktopmu. Klik untuk mengaktifkan dia. Kalau langkah2 yang saya berikan dikerjakan dengan benar maka akan muncul jendela kecil seperti saat kita hendak mematikan komputer.


6. untuk membunuh virus ini kamu harus memencet jerawat eh start button pada taskbar dan klik "run". Kemudian ketik: shutdown -a


*Tips
Bisa diganti dengan "My Document", "My Computer", dll tentunya dengan mengubah iconnya agar lbh bonafid,

Telah dicoba dan dipraktekan terhadap org dekat saya. dan sukses!hehehehe..
ya itung2 spy gw ga lupa prnh "bikin virus" yg dgn bodohnya si koreng-teman saya- percaya kalo diriku yg gaptek ini digdaya dalam hal berkomputer.. bego lo reng!! hehehehehe.. pisss...

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Did u guys ever curious and ask why did God created human?


To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students...here is something to make you chuckle. Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was "DON'T!"

"Don't what?" Adam replied.

"Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said.

"Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve..we have

forbidden fruit!!!!!"

"No Way!"

"Yes way!"

"Do NOT eat the fruit!" said God.

"Why"

"Because I am your Father and I said so!" God replied, wondering

why He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants. A few

minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and He

was ticked! "Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" God asked.

"Uh huh," Adam replied.

"Then why did you?" said the Father.

"I don't know," said Eve.

"She started it!" Adam said

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"DID NOT!"

Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own. Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.

BUT THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY! If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself. If God had trouble raising children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you?

THINGS TO THINK ABOUT!

1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.

2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children.

3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.

4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.

6. We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in.

Translansi dan kesimpulan..huhuhu..maafkan aku ibu...

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Td subuh gw baru dikasi tau sm anye, tetangga gw, baeknya sodara2 segera ke tkpnya aja. Read More......